me: *wakes up*
me: wheres my phone
me: *rips off blankets*
me: *hears loud thud*
me: there it is
omgtsn:

we are birbwe must dance

omgtsn:

we are birb

we must dance


shooting now… 撮影中☆

shooting now…
撮影中

someone: what are your plans for the weekend
me: who knows
me: (i know)
me: (i'm not leaving the house)
spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT

spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT

pistachiozombie:

alexi-cat:

What planet do cats come from?

the last one

konpozaa:

lifebien:

konpozaa:

this could be us but u a video game character

Doesn’t that make YOU the one that’s playin

Shit. shit. It was ME playin all along. Dammit

throwthefruitpunch:

heysammy:

woah girl are you from france ‘cause

madamn

oh my god I found my new favourite pick up line

legfruit:

tips for uni!!

- i don’t have any
- none of us know what we’re doing
- make rich friends