call us brutal, sick, sadistic, and grotesquely optimistic
‘cause way down deep inside we’ve got a dream!
“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“
“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“
THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD
remember when Rabbit made a decorative and functional wall piece out of Pooh’s ass?
“It would mean a lot to me. That’s all I ask.”
“Steve Carell, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert: How men would look if they had to pose in ads the way women are expected to.”
in my house there are only two water temperatures: winter is coming and fire cannot kill a dragon